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Marika made 100% sure that seed was planted during their first night, lmao
Drained him of anything and everything.
Or he never jizzed for 30 years
new name of the anime, finally jizzing after 30 years because i was fired by the demon army
Who would think being fired (from the demon army) would be a blessing and get him laid aha. He not only became a mayor of a prosperous town but also got a wife and child, plus found out he's blessed with all 4 stats and actually pretty strong. Who knew being fired would cause him to gain so much, now who else wants to be fired lmao?!
Yeah he's so lucky lol 😂
A modern classic! XD
AYO! :))
Bruh really emptied out his clip all night long
would you blame him...that towel dropped and gravity had a play all night when he kept going in and in and in and never got out
Wth was that timeskip?!? I thought 2 months was enough of a timeskip, let alone a whole goddamn year lmao. Whelp, guess maybe the rules of preĝńâṅcy is different in isekai lmao.
Newborn kids can't do shit , yet the baby here can move hands freely and doesn't need head support as u see him embracing booba so that kid is atleast 3 months or more . Same rules of pregnancy but time skip itself wasn't rewarding to us viewer's.
The other issue is he should be having a sibling on the way by now maybe 2 months in the oven? Yet she got knocked up the very first ride on that stallion but not since for those two or three months after?! Like she shed all that preg weight and stretch so quickly, looks just as hot as before, and he wasn't tempted to renew that contract?!
My friend , the wise man is a mayor the same time he is a husband so he can't just bring many nonstop without seeing how it'll effect the life of the house and living with the wife. Then proceeding with the baby growing up and the conflicts of humans and demons he might get another one who knows.
That's how the baby got the important trait of Dariel.
Back in High School a mate of mine came from a 7th Day Adventist family who were really strict. Anyhow at about age 15 one of the girls at the church took a liking to him, pursued him, dated him and then after having sex ONCE with a condom she claimed she was pregnant.
Obviously abortion was off the table because of the whole religious thing.
My friend came to school and told us everything out of fear and mental exhaustion. He was living a nightmare as a 15 year old who got his crazy cult girlfriend pregnant and now has to be a father before graduating high school. His life, his freedom, his plans, his future, all of it now revolved around this unwanted, accidental child. It must've been like a nightmare he couldn't wake up from.
One of our older friends, a 19 year old guy called Stephen who was in the Navy gave him some advice that turned out to be super important.
He said no matter what, use protection when having sex with her after that. Even if she says it's not necessary since she's already pregnant, even if she tries to entice you, you strap up and cover up. I remember he said 'Just to be sure you should strap it!' One of those lines that for some reason stays with you for life.
Anyhow, turns out, crazy obsessive cult girl wasn't actually pregnant, and although we don't know exactly what her thinking was I would guess that she figured it'd be easy enough to get pregnant once she had announced it to him.
I don't know if my mate would've Strapped and Double Strapped as a general precaution anyway but if not Stephen basically saved his life.
I can't imagine how happy he must've been when he found out that she wasn't really pregnant. Like, teenagers stress out over the stupidest most inconsequential stuff, so a real life changing problem like that would've bee torturous.
makes you question how that other minecraft anime still has no kids.
probably it's gonna turn into just harem hentai if they did it even once, because the elfs are sure to join
He actually did, but the studio decided to tone it all down for the anime, when even the original source was already toned down anyway.
they did actually...
Just toned down because studio's reasons
oh that will ahve kids, ALOT OF KIDS. TOO MUCH actually.
If I'm not mistaken in Nonbiri Nouka it has only passed 2 years at most till now. It's a common trope that the longer the lifespan of a race the fewer the conception chances are, and all three races he is banging go way past 500y
But he is that world's, " Mr. Virile" since he was blessed with unlimited stamina and can make any soil fertile with just a stray thought...
His unlimited stamina gives more momments to make them pregnant, but a low chance is still a low chance. Just ask any gacha gamer xD
he DEFINITELY not gonna have kids no way in hell thats not what the show is about at all, there's no way those elves will use him to repopulate their race, no way at all.
Bwahahaha, yeah, just keep telling yourself that and definitely DON'T read the source material...
what anime are you talking about?
Theyre talking about isekai nonbiri
She makes sure that all his seeds were planted. Dude looks dead and it showed.
i am sure they started in sauna
Malika lowkey turned out to be succubus in disguise xD
marika not gonna let him have have second thoughts with the baby around
Noticed how she refused to tell him until AFTER he asked for her hand in marriage...
Sad to say.. you probably very right...
Everything was just so sudden 😅😅 this sure took a wild turn was not expecting that at all 🤣🤣
well she emptied his cargo whole night, ofcourse she expect to have one lol
some women know these things... my Grandmother's Aunt could tell if a lass was in her fertile time of the month and wasn't shy about letting us lads know it was time to add to the family... eerily right she was, and was even sought out for advice when people were struggling to get with child...
thought it was superstitious mumbo jumbo till I was older, I miss Aunt Agnes... crotchety old woman but always full of love and unsolicited advice. She passed 5 years ago at the age of 96.
anyways, not hard to imagine that there are those who can tell if a lass is pregnant early on, having known Aunt Aggie well.
Well, she drained Dariel to make it sure, didn't she?
The fact that he confirmed it was son by how he was messing with the hero’s boobs was just to perfect.
i died when he started scooping the titties.
yeah i loved that part lol
He saw himself doing the same to Marika 😉
That went really fast:
1. Boob accident
2. Hand-holding
3. Kiss
4. Bed [ S E G G S ]
5. Baby
6. Permission from Parents: Marriage
Now... what's missing... wait, they skipped dating @_@
And it all happened in 1 NIGHT
Honestly, for real one of the top 10 fastest anime couple time taken to get together EVER
Well, I guess you could count the entire time he's been living there as their dating stage. So it wasn't that fast, it was years in the making I think, as she already revealed her intentions and made it clear how she felt about him. She was basically doing everything a future wife would do, already living together, spent times alone together just conversing & learning about each other (literally no sex or anything, not even a kiss lmao smh), which is essentially what dating is anyway. They were already dating before they knew it, so why not go straight to marriage (the next & last step) when they were (unconsciously & unofficially) already together, just a waste of time. They already knew (well she did at least) they wanted to be with each other and could stand to be with each other long term. Everything was already set up, she was wifey material and he was husband material. And then since the sex was good and turned out successful, they effectively were a perfect match.
I think the fastest is the MC from the real Minecraft. Even Lu said he was going to fast. She became the official wife from day one, even before midnight, right after dinner if my memory doesn't fail me.
Dayum
What is the minecraft anime that you are talking about?
Isekai Nonbiri Nouka
The gravity of Marika's booba is tremendous - look how Dariel was trying to take his hands off it, but he just couldn't! One does not simply let go of the amazing oppai.
I just loved how Dariel was having an internal monologue for a few minutes with his hand on Marika's boob - I was laughing so hard.
In any case, Dariel is not leaving - I'm happy for you too, Marika.
Looks like the two of them had quite a... enjoyable, and also a bit exhausting, night.
I'm so glad that they are now officially together, and even have a kid (quite a timeskip).
Damn, Gran is a baby of culture. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just want a wife like Marika.